I Should Probably Go Do Something Useful

I sat at the computer, racking my brains, trying to figure out what to write. My brother comes up to me and asks, "Can you look up why the king of England gave William Penn a charter in Pennsylvania?"

"What?"

He repeated the question. I pulled up a new tab and went to Wikipedia (which is, as as everyone knows, the most trustworthy site on the web), and looked up William Penn. As it turns out, Penn's Wikipedia page has some 6,500 words, not to mention pictures, so I, needless to say, didn't feel like searching very hard. After staring blankly at the uninteresting page for several minutes, I closed the tab, and did my own homework.

So, here I am, typing a slice of life, pretending to be doing my brother's homework for him. I should probably go do something useful.

My brother can do his own homework.