My parents hate it when my hair gets long, so, while it is annoying, I wasn't surprised when they told me I needed a haircut (they've been telling me that since January).
I really hate haircuts. I have good reason to do so. In sixth grade my nickname was Naked Chicken because of my constant crappy haircuts (My parents told me I looked handsome. I think they should probably get their eyes checked.).
Once I heard my parents telling me I needed a haircut, I was determined to stop them. They always tell me, "The girls will think you are so handsome." Like I said, they need to get their eyes checked. I went to school, asking all the girls whether or not I should get a haircut. Most often, I got this response: "No way! Your hair looks gorgeous when it's long." Take that Mom and Dad.
Today my parents are planning to cut my gorgeous hair. I told them that girls liked my hair long, but my mom replied, "You shouldn't worry about what girls think."
"You always justify cutting my hair because the girls will think its handsome."
She was at a loss for words.
"Besides," I continued, "Dad had a mullet when he was young." If that is not long hair, then I don't know what is.
Once again they were speechless, finally my Dad recovered himself, "Well, you should still get a haircut."
Though his logic has holes in it the size of Jupiter, They're still determined to cut my hair. Oh well.
Update: It isn't a naked chicken, but it sure isn't gorgeously beautiful
I agree...With the girls. You look great with longer hair. For a minute I though you might even get that wind-blown look like Lyle has.
ReplyDeleteI hope that your cut is to your liking.
I agree with Mrs. Brown and the rest of the girls. Your hair is great like that :) I like how you express your thoughts. Great post
ReplyDeleteParents always say those kind of things, its just what they do. At least its in the middle instead of way at the bottom, its in the middle. Nice!
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