Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Yes, I Kicked Him, No, it Was Not a Foul

It was not my fault. He got in the way. His foot was between mine and the ball, and soccer is about kicking the ball. I'm not sorry: we won because of it. If he really was hurt, and not simply faking it, like I'm pretty sure he was, then I am mildly concerned. The coach didn't call a foul, so it never happened.

If your foot is between mine and the ball, and I kick yours trying to get to it, then there is no problem. If you roll on the ground trying to get the coach to call a foul, then it's your problem. If we win because you are laying sprawled, holding your ankle instead of stopping us, then it's your team's problem. If you walk around fine afterward, then it is by no means my problem. Face it, its your fault.

I confess to the fact that I kicked him, but I doubt it would have hurt him that much. If you were on his team, it was not a foul, as Coach didn't call it. We beat you fair and square

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